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lunar-amethyst:

❂ॐ☮Hippie|Spiritual|Nature blog☮ॐ❂
  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
  • inories:

    Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

    derpdan:

    would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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    decomfortable:

    I want money

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    power

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    and glory

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    bigblackfilmer:


yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

    daftpostpunk:

    you better pop lock and drop that attitude

    Graduation speech

  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you