foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

aprillvu:

sorelatable:

Relatable Posts

Me all the time
destinysonlychild:


davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

jackballs:

when you have to pretend that you like your haircut

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paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

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